March 2010
1 post
I'm a bad luck charm...
It doesn’t seem to matter how many lucky pennies I find (or throw out to the rest of the world), I continue to be a bad luck charm. Case 1: Bad weather seems to follow me. I’m back home in Cali & its raining. Not the first time this has happened.
July 2009
3 posts
While watching Mickey mouse clubhouse this...
I realized Mickey is a carbon copy of one of my friends. Weird. Maybe I should get new friends LOL or stop watching little kids shows.
So Joanne
Is obsessed with the new black eyed peas cd…hahaha. Oh dear.
Day 3 of working alone...
been at work for just over half an hour and it feels like it’s been half a day. I have to walk over to get the mail and the thought of moving my feet is torture. And I keep forgetting what day of the week it is.
June 2009
5 posts
Fml
I HATE bugs or insects and because I opened my unscreened window I have two huge moth-like insects in my living room and now I can’t find them. Don’t know if they are moths or not but don’t care. They need to leave or die on the spot ASAP. Right now they are joining the other bugs that have decided to congregate in my living room. Hate hate HATE!!!
This from the friend who hasn't visited in 2...
beadsandlemons: Sammy! I think now you have earned the "worst friend ever" award back from me Hahaha
simuzoshya34: what nuh uh. YOU are the worst!
simuzoshya34: I'm a bad friend hahaha whatev
beadsandlemons: what?!?! I can't believe you won't accept the bad friend award!
simuzoshya34: Hmm I wonder as to why I'm even being offered such an award
simuzoshya34: My friendship has often been associated with words like legendary, magnificent, sublime, otherwordly, and so and so forth Hahaha
Nope
For once I refuse
Ewwwwww…
My foot almost stepped on a big ugly black cockroach. At work. Mental note to self: find bug killer and obliterate that sucker.
May 2009
3 posts
I LOOOOVVEEE my mom...
So tonight my mom went to the menopause musical with friends, got all dressed up for a girls night out; dinner, drinking, show and all. She asked/texted me what I was doing tonight…I told her I was in a horrible mood trying to practice piano. She said to try to stay positive. Then I proceeded to tell her that I was in a bitchy mood; felt fat and bloated, trying to practice for my recital and...
Sometimes a queen has to make a choice…A castle with a white knight or a quest...
– Gossip Girl (via fuckyeahuppereastsiders) (via blueclover) (via theloveyturtle) (via beijos)
JOANNE...
is googling pick up lines hahahaha
April 2009
1 post
A would-be clip if we had our own reality...
Looking at pictures of a friend who just eloped and her now husband:
ME: Let’s take a look at him, see if he’s cute
JOANNE: (Seeing him) Oh he’s white?…White boys are wack!
ME: (Seeing a bigger pic of him) And he looks wack! Oh he could be the poster boy for it…
JOANNE: No, {redacted} could be the poster boy for wack. Actually, if you look {redacted} up in the...
March 2009
2 posts
Sigh..
beijos:
I want paella, cheese and chicken croquetas, tortilla española, lots of sangría and some good flamenco dancing/music. In other words, i want to go to Las Tapas in Old Town for dinner.
I WHOLEHEARTEDLY CONCUR!!!
Who does she think she is…Kanye West?!?
– Luis
JOANNE...
has been trying to get Suzie’s and my attention to decide on what to eat for dinner…for like a LONG time…
think we’ve decided on pizza, but as i am looking at apartments online and suzie is getting points for writing “clitoris” on Joanne’s phone (for a game I think???…) and joanne’s the only one who’s looking at the menu, i’m not...